What A Difference 30 Years Makes

=================================
What A Difference 30 Years Makes
1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair
1972: The perfect high
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund
1972: KEG
2002: EKG
1972: Acid rock
2002: Acid reflux
1972: Moving to California because it's cool
2002: Moving to California because it's warm
1972: Growing pot
2002: Growing pot belly
1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1972: Seeds and stems
2002: Roughage
1972: Popping pills, smoking joints
2002: Popping joints
1972: Killer weed
2002: Weed killer
1972: Hoping for a BMW
2002: Hoping for a BM
1972: The Grateful Dead
2002: Dr. Kevorkian
1972: Going to a new, hip joint
2002: Receiving a new hip joint
1972: Rolling Stones
2002: Kidney Stones
1972: Being called into the principal's office
2002: Calling the principal's office
1972: Down with the system
2002: Upgrade the system
1972: Disco
2002: Costco
1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1972: Taking acid
2002: Taking antacid
1972: Passing the drivers' test
2002: Passing the vision test
1972: Whatever
2002: Depends
Author Unknown but I assume they are at least 50 years old.

posted by Archer 9:39 AM

Last night that 've been asleep suddenly I woke up, shot eyes; I heard a sound actually a noise like the streaming water through a pipe, I wondered for some minutes ,what's up in the upper floor? Now is 4 AM! And they are in the bath? If they are, why such long time?,I listen to sound more curiously and carefully, Another sound was heard, it was like the bubbles came up off the water, first I thought it was of the aquarium and golden fishes who were breathing on surface of water, more listening learns nothing!, at least I deicide to wake and open the door of my room to make a circulation and cooling, when I put my first step on the floor, on the rug, my feet got wet! ,Oh my God!,what's this! Water on my room floor?!,� lit the light and look around to see where the fountain! Was, I fold the rug and the fountain was discovered, it was obvious that water was coming up off the mosaics, a pipe was cracked, the only way was to close the main tap I did it and wait until the morning ,now a plumber is working and it's near the end.

posted by Archer 4:18 AM