TWO QUIESTIONS

First question:
If you would know a woman, who is pregnant and has
already 8 children of whom three are deaf , two are
blind and one mentally retarded) and she is also
infected with sifilis, would you tell her to abort the
child?
Second question: Suppose you are going to elect a leader for your
country. These are the information about the three
candidates:
candidate A: he cooperates with corrupted politicians
in seeks counsel with astrologists. He is cheating his
wife with two mistresses. He smokes regurarly and
drinks 8-10 martinnis per day.
candidate B: he was thrown twice from the
parliament, he sleeps till noon, he used opium in
college and he drinks quarter of liter of whiskey
every evening.
candidate C: he is a decorated war veteran. He is
vegetarian, doesn't smoke, he sometimes drinks a beer
or two and he dosen't cheat on his wife.
Which of these three candidates would you choose?

First decide and the check on the bottom of the
message for the answer Candidate A was Franklin D. Roosevelt
Canditate B was  Winston Churchill
Candidate C was Adolf Hitler.
... if you answered the first question about
abortion with "Yes", then you have just killed
Beethoven!
posted by Archer 8:17 AM

Look ar this Rabbit!

posted by Archer 2:56 AM

Real stories

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife is going to have her
 baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab,
 lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear.
 Suddenly, I noticed that there are several cabs and I was in the
 wrong one

posted by Archer 10:15 AM

 FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San
 Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. 
 After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the
 dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite.
 
 The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza
 parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his
 colleagues.  The following telephone conversation took place and
 was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all
 conversations at the hospital.
 
 Agent: I'd like to order 19 large pizzas and 3 cases of soda.
 
 Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?
 
 Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.
 
 Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?
 
 Agent: That's right.  I'm an FBI agent.
 
 Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?
 
 Agent: That's correct.  Just about everybody here is.
 
 Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
 
 Agent: That's correct.  And make sure you don't go through the
 front doors.  We have them locked.  You'll have to go around to
 the back service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
 
 Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents there?
 
 Agent: That's right.  How soon can you have them here?
 
 Pizza Man: Everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
 
 Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.
 
 Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?
 
 Agent: We've collected a pool of cash.
 
 Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?
 
 Agent: Yes.
 
 Pizza Man: With guns?
 
 Agent: That's right.  Now, can you remember to bring the pizzas
 and sodas to the service entrance in the rear?  We have the
 front doors locked.
 
 Pizza Man: You must be crazy!
 
 *Click*

posted by Archer 10:09 AM

All you really need to know about Government and Bureaucracy:
 
 ** Pythagorean theorem: .............................  24 words.
 ** Lord's prayer: ...................................  66 words.
 ** Archimedes' Principle: ...........................  67 words.
 ** 10 Commandments: ................................. 179 words.
 ** Gettysburg address: .............................. 286 words.
 ** Declaration of Independence: ................... 1,300 words.
 US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage:  26,911 words.

posted by Archer 10:08 AM